Doing the Wednesday WTF has taught me a couple of things I could have gone on happily without knowing. For example, people are batshit-crazy obsessed with Justin Bieber & One Direction. It’s like Backstreet Boys and Nsync all over again, except less talented. Also, the majority of Tweeters can’t tell the difference between you’re and your. Oh, and most importantly, half of the people doing the various hash tag trends are either A. Giving way too much info, B. Talking themselves up, C. Talking themselves down in the hopes that someone else will talk them up, or D. Posting gibberish that has no discernible meaning.
Today’s hash tag is #10ThingsIgetAlot. Of course most of the posts were made by girls giving themselves compliments (Barf). I honestly doubt that very many of them are told how super sexy or gorgeous they are all that often. Not that it isn’t merited, but there is a pretty big difference between getting told something ‘a lot’ and having been told it once or twice in the span of your entire life. Just sayin’.
You’re*. This is one out of about a thousand tweets saying this same thing. Variations included “You’re so skinny” or “You’re so tiny but you eat so much”. We get it, you want the world to know/affirm that you’re thin. Attention monster wants attentions!
What self-respecting person would ask that? Or perhaps the better question is; can we can round-up the supposed ‘many’ who have and throw them off a cliff?
Keep calm and Bieber on. (I swear, Bieber fans are taking over twitter. Oddly, so are Harry Potter fans. Are the majority of users 12 and stuck in 2009?)
I hate to be the one to tell you this… but… you’re white.
Kudos for Ginger power, using the correct form of ‘you’re’ and being funny. I chuckled.
Announcing your bodily functions on twitter:
Did you get stuck in the bathroom in front of the mirror again?
Seriously, what the fuck?